My… my manhood, it’ gone.
Oh my Dog! It’s frickin’ gone!
No longer a dog.
My two sweet playthings,
taken, without my consent,
nothing to lick now.
- Snikt
First you picked me up
I licked your nose, we were friends
Then you took my balls
- scherrah
You helped to instill in me
Safe sex awareness
- kathryn
what was is no more
flaccid skin hanging from
minimalist crotch
- Mymble
They gave me a shot
Then they cut off my being
I'm NOT man's best friend
- Scottro
Ride in truck to vet,
Smell like anesthesia;
No nookie for me.
- Mike Perry
I dozed off a pup
I awoke feeling listless
Am I now a man?
- lj
They call it humane
They don't do it to humans
I think they tell lies
- andy
a stitch in time can save nine
you'll get over it
-angela
Okay, that's enough doggie-neuter humor. He's resting fine but still a little groggy from the anesthesia. He's such a big boy!..... er...umm... yeah.
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